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death-by-lulz:

I just wanted to use the microwave

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death-by-lulz:

I just wanted to use the microwave

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1 year ago
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

raspberryragdoll:
Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.
Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.
okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?
I ship it
:o


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

raspberryragdoll:

Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.

Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.

okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?

I ship it

:o

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

1 year ago
597,698 notes

comedycentral:

Which of these #RuinAChildrensBook tweets is destined to become a time-honored classic? Find out on a new @midnight, tonight after Colbert.

3 months ago
2,594 notes
me going anywhere with my family: ....

death-by-lulz:

top-funny-stuff:

me going anywhere with my family: can i stay in the car

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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1 year ago
286,390 notes
death-by-lulz:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

death-by-lulz:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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1 year ago
54,263 notes

smittenforbritain:

eleanorrjanecalderstyle:

niallsdrunkdial:

niallsbleachedpubes:

never gets old

forever the best reaction

ZAYN BB U OK

niall looks so scared though it’s like he’s never seen boobs before

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1 year ago
113,820 notes

really-shit:

Acoustic Levitation

Using sound waves to levitate individual droplets of solutions containing pharmaceutical drugs and drying them in mid-air.

(Source: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream, via elizabethxjoan)

1 year ago
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